what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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