I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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