I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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