Already got asked if we're dating
Do you still have your period?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i drank out of a bidet.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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