We got so high we made milksteak
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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