I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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