Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I have already put on my inside pants.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So. Much. Porn.
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