And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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