Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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