question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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