What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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