You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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