Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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