you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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