you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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