During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
We named our party play list daddy issues
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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