Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
