some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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