I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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