I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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