so explain again why im purple
no
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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