doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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