She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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