brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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