I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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