scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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