I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I lost the right to judge tonight
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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