She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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