I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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