Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
