hell yes lets make some ravioli
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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