did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
if i died would you start the facebook group?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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