Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
