At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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