Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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