i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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