Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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