I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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