I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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