Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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