I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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