have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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