Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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