If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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