Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
