i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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