you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I want to fling myself into the sun
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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