Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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