Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
