hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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